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When I first started using the genreclectic diet, I was churning out several big fat genre novels a YEAR, you should have seen the size of my groaning book shelves!

Available in three original flavours, the genreclectic diet is designed so that you can dip into it when it suits you and unlike other sorts of rigid genre formulae, it's free from addled derivatives. It has changed my writing life.

I have my usual three sessions a day like any normal writer but when it comes to genre gorging and binging between projects I take one hit of genreclectic and the day is my own. I love my new psycho-erotic shape.

Special benefits of the genreclectic diet are the firmness of the crawling skin, the tightness of the stomach as the puke urge takes control and the aftershock of what you've just written; confuse yourself with psychotic subtext and burn those calories.

For those on the crash course, we recommend you take the genreclectic diet BEFORE your regular writing.

Other genreclectic diet testimonials:

1) I started the genreclectic diet on Valentine's Day, as I was very unhappy with my writing. I tried many writing diets before and never had any success, so I tried the genreclectic diet. The writing plan was very convenient. I am very happy to share my success with others that may want to look clever and write healthy. The genreclectic diet is a very easy and healthy way to lose weight.

2) As I write for long hours, sometimes without breaks, I need energy! After I donated ocytes and hyper stimulated from all the hormones (third spacing of fluids) I put on 20 lbs! It took me several months to get my hormones straightened out, but the genreclectic diet has become a permanent part of my life.

3) I have lost 18 pounds on the genreclectic diet. At first I wanted to write "slimmer" for the sake of my publisher, then I thought to myself "well, just go for it." And I did, I lost all of my excess pulp novels by January of this year. The genreclectic diet plan really does work.

4) When my boyfriend proposed, I knew I had to lose those big genre books, quickly, in order to be the bride I had always dreamed of. I wanted to feel completely at ease on my wedding day, not worried about how I would look on the back cover. I started working out daily, and I had the genreclectic diet writing replacement every morning before breakfast. Sometimes, I would have one before lunch as well since they are so quick and easy. No thought needed!

5) I am writing in regards to my success with the genreclectic diet. My writing had "ballooned" to 125K per, and since I am only 5 feet tall, I felt fat! In addition, my husband was making little jokes about my stacked bookshelves. I decided to give the genreclectic diet a try. I did one for breakfast and one for lunch. I began to feel better in about 2 weeks and noticed some pounds dropping off my books. I was happy, my husband was happy, and I'm staying with my the genreclectic diet.

The Genreclectic Diet helped me, it can help you too.