Dust covers for keyboards do, occasionally, need to be cleaned.

The life span of a printer can be reasonably estimated by dividing years of warranty length with the number of small children in the household.

No writer should claim to be an author of Erotic Romance until he or she realizes that romance can be erotic, and by god, yes- erotica can be romantic!

Take a long enough breather from the storyline to make sure the shaker you’re using to sweeten the coffee doesn’t say SALT.

Made up my mind: if I ever get to the RT Convention I’m going to stand up at some point and shout to the crowd, “You call this art? Just where the hell are the Picasso’s?”

On Bloggers: Somewhere between the eagerness to shoot down whatever you don’t like with as many nasty or exaggerated terms conceivable, and the long-winded reproaches of the “let’s all be nice” crowd lies the not-so-elusive skill of courteous succinctness.

Whatever bad I do will come back to me three-fold. Whatever good I do will be conveniently overlooked.

A cute one from the kids: If men are from Mars and women are from Venus, what’s that on Uranus?

My newbie-to-Myspace friends: Don’t get anxious over any message claiming that “Brad Pitt” has requested to be your Friend. In the time it takes to login and get the confirmation of what you should have known all along, you could have written two pages of hot stuff inspired by the real Brad.

A confession: Ok, I think that dude who plays television’s Tony Soprano is hot. Hotter than Brad Pitt. Yes, dammit, I said hotter.

What-the?? term of the week: Christian Inspirational Erotica

The harder your financial state, the longer the wait on a submission reply.

The best erotica comes from a combination of being inspired and being “initiated”.

My husband jokes that I may never know what wrong I did in a past life to deserve him. But I do know it’s one offense I happily endeavor to repeat.

©May 2007 by Desiree Erotique