Me: Anything she wants.

Audience: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha….

Me: Settle down, folks. It wasn't that funny. Anyhoo, let me introduce myself. My name is Amy Wolff Sorter, aka Erica DeQuaya, and I'm a write-a-holic.

Audience: Hi Amy!

Me: OK, with apologies to all of those wonderful 12-step programs out there, let's answer the nice person's question. As was pointed out, I am a self-professed Jewish-American Pagan. I'm NOT a Jewish American Princess – I turned in my tiara and scepter several years ago and don't make reservations for dinner, as the old joke goes.